Cooper says to me: "Mom, can I shave? I have long hair on my chin and above my lip."
Mom: "No you don't."
Cooper heads to the bathroom to check himself out.
Cooper: "It's a good thing I am not Hispanic or they would be really dark hairs."
Mom: "Maybe you're just growing up to look like dad."
Cooper: "Was he this hairy when he was ten? I mean...I look like Hitler."
Mom (totally busting up): "We'll ask dad tomorrow if he thinks you should shave."
How can you not love this kid?